Hey, filthy animals. Stop lying to yourselves. You don't want an iPhone 7 for Christmas. Nope, you don't want a sweater. Or a trendy coffee apparatus.
What you want is the credit for our next parody video. Yes, it's as real as Santa himself. Submit an idea for a 3-minute parody video. We're making one of them before Christmas. And if we pick yours, we'll give you more than just credit (ehem, prize).